April 2010
This edition of the Birthday Club is for two great ladies - Erin and Kathleen. Now they turned 40 this month so this edition is definately COUGAR STYLE! Love you Girls!
MEOOOWWW!
We hung at the Hacienda first and ate and drank and then almost barfed due to this walking in and parking it right in my camera view....WTH?! Just because you can button it DOES NOT mean you should wear it...note the strech marks....
EWWW! Glad it was only from the back I'm sure the front wasn't good! I apologize to whoever this is but if you come walking in looking like that and I have a camera YOU WILL MAKE THIS BLOG - just saying! Ok enough of that - I am waayyy over it!We have a few new editions to the party this month and a couple of returning Hot Soccers Moms...Here is most of them minus myself cause I was taking the pic! Where the heck is Darleen, Tami and Jeanelle?
Oh here they are...these are the newbies...
Tami is ready to boogie but don't get too excited Dar and Jeanelle! Just kidding love ya! We got the entire right side of the balcony for this month shenanigans but with Wonder Bread 5 playing we weren't sure if we were going to use it..you gotta go center stage for them! So we did! But first Tami and Krissy decided to do Powerhouse Pub's Next Top Model...
The last one is totally editorial!
So I know you are all thinking there is something missing and you're right...the drunk texting portion of my blog is not going to happen this go round because it is allergy season and that jacks my contacts up...I am surprised I could even take the pics I took! I am very sorry but I gave up trying to text when we first got the PHP due to lack of sight people! Shout out to my lesiban Erin E...we missed you BeeZee!
We got to The PHP pretty early and got hear the sound check which killed two birds with one stone...We got to announce our arrival to the band before they got all made up and I got to ask that Guitar Boy WTH he did with my freaking spoon (read my last edition if you are clueless)! I was spoon microphone-less and had to use a penis straw instead - that is not hot..it just wasn't long enough! LOL!!! And sorry Jeff - Merritt's in Mexico you just have to settle for the rest of us..collectively we match her hotness right? One can only dream!
We head downstairs after Erin and Kathleen got their huge yummy adult icee's to get our groove on!
The birthday girls and Jeanelle decided to stay up top which turned out to be a better idea and I will tell you why later. But for right now I need to introduce you to the new Mayors of Weiner Central - thank goodness I gave up my post! Introducing Kristy, Krissy and Angela - Weiner Central's finest....
The birthday girls and Jeanelle decided to stay up top which turned out to be a better idea and I will tell you why later. But for right now I need to introduce you to the new Mayors of Weiner Central - thank goodness I gave up my post! Introducing Kristy, Krissy and Angela - Weiner Central's finest....
Dance Floor Montage before I tell you about the brawls....
As you can tell from the last pic Krissy is spent! And stressed out because there were almost fights all around us...First Shannah told some chick to F-bomb You because she kept pushing - note to people around us WE ARE NOT GOING TO MOVE! If you want to be where we are then arrive before we do! After Shannah solves that issue I see Kristy on the other side about to PUNCH the crap out of this other chick who keeps elbowing her so I take evasive maneuvers and toss Krissy to where I'm standing out of harms way. The chick pushes Kristy and it's on like Donkey Kong - Kristy is yelling, the chick is yelling and I am yelling - profanities are flying around everywhere and then Jeff says "Wow you guys really hate this song huh?" 
Fight defused - thanks Jeff but Kristy and I would have won! Kristy yells into the mike "Make Love Not War" and on that note we go outside to cool off! You can't take Soccer Moms anywhere! The first set comes to a close with us chillin up top....
The second set begins but only 3 musketeers remain...myself, Krissy and Angela! We meet up with Erin's Bro, Jeff, on the dance floor because we need protection this set.
He offers his body guard services and we accept - it's hardcore in Folsom without back up! YEAH RIGHT...So I'm with two out of the three Mayors of Weiner Central and this set the guitarists LOVE THEM!
So we survive the second set unharmed but towards the end I think there were some gay gents who were jealous of the Mayors of Weiner Central and wanted in on the action but those Mayors stood their ground and didn't let those gents de-throne them. Way to go ladies! All in all it was a great night - fights and all! I helped the show go on when Jeff's shoe came untied - No people I didn't sing everyone would have left I held the mike while he sang and tied his shoe..you're welcome! Let's just close this one with a big
OMG is that a Nerd I see!!!!
Until next weekend for Angela's bachelorette party...see you next month WB5!
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