Powerhouse Pub Birthday Club - Kristy Style

February 2010 -

 We celebrated for our BFF of the month, Kristy Betz! She had a pretty big birthday this year - the big 35...which I can put out there because I have about 3 weeks until I'm the same age - do unto others right?

Okay back to my story...this month the players have changed the only constant are these three lovely ladies, the birthday sash  and The Powerhouse Pub!

 Our evening started out at the Hacienda with margaritas, beer and shots of vodka! I had 1 margarita because I was the driver on this mission - Kristy on the other hand was not! There were laughs, discussions about cock bites and infections, hot dog barf, Vegas trips and a Perisan man who tried to buy Kristy at a casino while Shannah slept. The birthday girl had a few beers and a few more vodka shots with beer chasers - SICK! Shannah was sure there was going to be barf on the way home but we didn't get a box for the barf so I knew that wasn't going down! Here's what did...

    

After Kristy got her groove on at the Hacienda to a very bad band we headed over to the Powerhouse Pub. The band for the evening was called Notorious - oh what's that you want to meet them? Have a look...

So there they are..now there is other business to tend to such as the freaks that came out tonight! I am not sure who was working the door but there should be rules - the places was full of oldies, people with weird hair and an Ozzy Osbourne/Meatloaf looking magician! I know right? We got our table and then the big daddy birthday drink came complete with penis straws - one can only imagine..oh wait I have pics!

So after all the penis jokes ended for the moment we headed out to stake our claim on a piece of the dance floor but Stephanie was a little scared to just go out so she reserved our table...as you can seeDon't worry we got her on the floor later! None of us had ever seen the band before so we weren't sure what to expect all we knew was the freaks were out in Old Folsom. The first set pops off and we discover these two ladies that appeared to be stalking us..we first noticed them at the table and then they were right behind us on the dance floor. They were old broads and not very nice - I mean if you want to check us out maybe you should be nice that might get you some where but I doubt it! Right before the end of the first set this other not very nice girl takes Kristy's awesome birthday hat off of her head and hands it to her - apparently it was bumping her or something I don't know but who does that? Kristy takes the hat back from her and puts it back on - I mean duh biz move if you don't like it...she doesn't and so Kristy elbows and pushes her. The stupid girl walks away - fight overted. Set ends and we head back to the table when the Ozzy Osbourne/Meatloaf magician shows up...

He does his magic tricks and bounces after giving Kristy and Shannah his card..OOHH LALA! Then we notice this beauty determined to keep her spot on the dance floorYes I am talking about the one in the plaid jumper! Now I have been to the Powerhouse Pub quite a few times and this was the strangest crowd I have EVER seen there - I think they might need to interview for a door screener cause this sshh is bananas-

B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Oh well weird/ugly people aside we head back out to finish the night up because the birthday girl is getting tired and has to work the next morning. And let's face it we aren't spring chickens anymore!

It was a great time with my Orangevale ladies - laughing and definately people watching this time around! Best thing about the whole night I wasn't in Weiner Central and I escaped without being molested by any of the band members - Good times! Thanks girls!

Be sure to tune in next month for The Powerhouse Pub Birthday Club cause March's installment is Gina Style! 

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Year of the Tiger?

2010

Year of the Tiger?

So I just got finished watching the Tiger Woods apology statement - can you say waste of time?

First off I don't care that he cheated on his wife - that's their business and what professional athlete doesn't cheat on their spouses? I would like to meet the one!
Second that was the most insincere thing I've seen in awhile. He showed absolutely no real emotion what-so-ever and he sounded and acted like a robot. Tiger you don't owe me an apology I already thought you were a Richard (think of the nickname for Richard and insert it here! I'll give you a hint if you are on the slow side it's a 4 letter word that starts with D and ends with ick) and I don't want my son or daughter to look up to you. Sure you're a great athlete but who do you think you are? If someone from the media asks you something or does something you don't like you refuse to talk to them....WTH? Are you the king of everything and the rest of us didn't get the memo..Hmmm must have shredded that one.
Tiger where was your wife? If you are working on your "issues" and the most important thing is your marriage why was your partner in your marriage not there to show that she's backing you up? This was a huge step in your recovery process for your "issues" and one would think your spouse would be there to support you...Hmmm guess she didn't get the memo! Or maybe she has realized what a Richard you actually are? I guess we won't know since you refused to answer questions from the media - Tiger your "issues" are already out there why not answer the questions people actually have and clear the air?
So Tiger thanks for wasting 13 minutes of my time, which I will never get back now, for absolutely nothing. You're ridiculous and way over-rated. If you want people to respect you maybe you should learn how to be a respectful person - you gotta earn it to receive it my friend!