Angela's Bachelorette Party
Secret Agent McBoosie - Your mission if you choose to accept it is to get your band of Beer Broads together and make sure Angela has the best bachelorette party EVER! There are a few different phases to this mission and it is top secret.....This message will self destruct in 30 seconds!Phase 1 - Keep the details on the down low. The bachelorette must think something else is going on to ensure maximum surprise!
Mission Accomplished! We told Angela we were having dinner and going to Powerhouse Pub to see Tainted Love - she didn't know she was going to pull up to Krissy's and have a limo waiting for her or that she was spending the night at the Lake Natoma Inn! Even after a few minor bumps Angela was completely surprised about the major details of the evening!
Phase 2 - Acquire a professionally made sash and other fun accessories. Every bachelorette needs something to let the world know that it is their night and you can outfit her girls with fun stuff so everyone knows they are with the coolest bachelorette ever!
Mission Accomplished! With the help of Krissy, Nicole, Kristy and her sister we got Angela the best stuff to announce to the world that It's her Wedding Bitches! The sash and vail were great and so was the light up ring, bracelets and beads we were able to get to complete everyone's look!
Phase 3 - Ensure Angela has an amazing night!
Mission Accomplished! That was the easiest part of the whole night! Duh! There is no way that the women we assembled together were going to have a boring or bad time! Now for the play by play.....
5:00-6:00 PM - Arrive at the Lake Natoma Inn to wait for the limo to pick us up so we can go get Angela at Krissy's. Of course we had a few beverages prior to her pick up and rocked out the whole way there! Did I mention it was Super Robot Friday? Just ask Krissy!
6:00-7:00 PM - Arrive at Krissy's to pick up Angela and head to dinner at Mandarin for Po Po Platters and Mai Tai's! But wait Kathleen needs to stop at the Verizon Store for a car charger?
Got it..Let the party rock on! And it did with Lisa putting Angela's PJ's on and rockin out to Sammy! Hagar that is!
7:00-8:00 PM - We arrive at the Mandarin, get out of the limo like Rockstars and who do our wondering eyes see? Steve Booth - a parent of two of the best Room Two Rocker Alumni! Krissy and I are super excited and run over to greet him and cause a serious traffic jam in the Whole Foods parking lot...oh well he's English we needed to talk with him! Suck it patrons of the Whole Foods parking lot if you didn't like it - He's a Rockstar!
We go into the restaurant and see a former VMS family - The daughter was a Room Two Rocker but I was in NO CONDITION to talk with children so I went to the bathroom instead...I know kind of rude but probably for the best! Now going to the Mandarin seemed like a great idea because they have the best Mai Tai's however I discovered chinese food and alcohol DO NOT mix!!!! I didn't barf but I had one hell of a belly ache...Oh well we had a great time anyway!
We go into the restaurant and see a former VMS family - The daughter was a Room Two Rocker but I was in NO CONDITION to talk with children so I went to the bathroom instead...I know kind of rude but probably for the best! Now going to the Mandarin seemed like a great idea because they have the best Mai Tai's however I discovered chinese food and alcohol DO NOT mix!!!! I didn't barf but I had one hell of a belly ache...Oh well we had a great time anyway! 
7:45ish-8:30 PM? - Back in the limo to pop open the champagne and let the limo shenanigans begin! Krissy decides to play grab ass with everyone entering the door of the limo and a not to be named friend hit her head on the bar thing inside leaving a huge bruise on the friend's head...The friend was a little whiney which I understand it hurt but friend counting your injuries the next day is how you gauge the amount of fun you actually had the night before - DUH!!!!! Warning - Limo Pic Montage and it's gonna be a big one!!!!
8:30 PM and Beyond - We arrive back at the Lake Natoma Inn to drop Angela's stuff off and use the bathroom. Krissy, Lesley and I decide to head over to The Hacienda which turns into a training mission for the Amazing Race and what training mission would be complete without a dramatization of Krissy and I running up a hill during the Amazing Race. It was great I was at the top yelling down to Krissy to move her ass and asking why the hell I had to carry her bags and mine all the time! I am such a motivator! Actually my motivation was getting to Shannah because she had Tums and my belly was in great need of some! The rest of the party arrives to greet us and we head over to PHP for some Tainted Love but first Angela decides she wanted a picture with everyone in our party and the Weiner Guy! Well I got the Weiner Guy and pic with Kristy and Shannah before I had to change batteries and Angela forgot!
We head inside and go to our spot upstairs. Now at this point I have no idea how many drinks Angela has actually consumed but she is a trooper. After several trips to the restroom to pray to the Porcelain God, some outside time and the rest of my Sprite she rallied to welcome Tainted Love to the stage! I didn't take any pics of the whole band because Angela really loves this band member...Bow chick-a bow wow!
Tainted Love rocked and so did we. Everyone had a great time - no one more than our bachelorette! Powerhouse Pic Montage - WARNING this is also a big one!
A few things happened throughout the night that are worthy of mentioning..Our beautiful friend, Nora, came with her twin sis, Margie, who was a joy to meet again and see outside of VMS! Now I could tell Margie and Nora shared the womb when she hopped up on stage and started doing The Hustle during intermission! Love you Margie and I hope I am spelling your name correctly!
Something else totally worthy of note and the funniest shizzle I have witnessed in a very long time will not contain pictures or names as requested by the friend who "performed" the following! At the end of the night there were 3 of us left in the Eagle's Nest aka the Powerhouse Pub balcony watching over Angela from above. Wow I like Eagle's Nest - I can be so creative! Oh sorry back to the scene...Now my two friends and I are dancing and rockin out when friend who is not to be named decides to try and dance on top of the barstool! This is not the same friend who hit their head in the limo totally new one...This is going on beside me and all I see is the barstool fall over and friend not to be named land on the floor! LMFAO for days and I was not the only one! Crystal was on the other side of friend not to be named and of course saw it along with Angela below and the drummer of Tainted Love who I have no idea how he finished the song playing! Way to go! Thank you friend not to be named for making my night complete - I love you!
Angela made it back to the hotel safely and ended what I hope was the night of her life so far...I hope it at least goes into her Best Night Ever brain file because it was definately one to remember!
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