Powerhouse Pub Birthday Club - My Style

March 2010

We celebrated everyone's BFF's birthday this month - Gina...OMG that's me! I would like to thank the Academy and all the little people who made this happen...you love me,  you really love me! Oh wait what I didn't win an award it's just my birthday?..sorry back to the story!

So I turn 35 this month...today I am still 34 but next week that will change. By now you guys should know the drill - Powerhouse Pub and this month a great band called Tainted Love. The players this month were my girls from VMS and two blasts from my past, present and future...wanna meet em?

Introducing Lisa and Angi.....

So Lisa (on the right) is like my sister, we have known each other since we were two years old and our Mamas are BFFs! We have shared family vacations together, many ups and downs - she's my people! Now Angi (on the left) is going to kill me but I am willing to take the hit...She is beautiful and fellas she's single! Recently appearing in Sacramento Magazine as one of Sacramento's most eligible bachelorettes - how and why she has not been snatched up I don't know. I told her Millionaire Matchmaker - Come on Ang let's do this!

We all meet up at the Hacienda Restaurant for some drinks and snacks! Nicole, Crystal and I wasted absolutely no time at all getting the party started. Crystal ordered something called a Berry Horny Margarita and I had a Playmate..Nicole decided to stick with Coors Light. I sucked the Playmate down with a straw in about 10 seconds and moved onto my staple beverage of choice - Malibu and Pineapple..Love it! Everyone arrives, we pay the bill - which I hope no one left a tip because our waitress SUCKED and we bounced to the Powerhouse Pub!

As you know when Krissy and I get together we like to drunk text people but this time no one was really playing our game. Hold on let me check my phone because we might have gotten a few responses..apparently we did some returns. Our girl -Erin E, she is always willing to play our game.  She is our favorite lesbian and she's single ladies so just hit me up if you're interested - I'll see what I can do! It's been said in recent weeks that I know all the lesbians - people I know 4! It could be 5 but Dee refuses to bring her imaginary GF to our monthly Garcia's meeting..whatever! We didn't get too crazy with E this time but tic tacs were brought out and you missed it. I do have other photos but Luscious said "NO YOU CAN'T" so I won't...Sorry you'll just have to dream about it!

We also drunk texted Nora and Pedar! I recently acquired Pedar's phone# so it was on like Donkey Kong but he must have been somewhere with his lovely wife Nora so he played a few times but that was it..oh what's that you want to meet Pedar..Ok I'll stalk him on FB...This is him with Nora! We love them both! Nora is super cool and Pedar drives 57 in a 55 - I mean what a rebel how can you not love him?! Anything is better with Pedar - huh Krissy!?

Our final victim was Jamie..she like me also loves the gays! Is that the wrong way to say that? Oh well if you know me PC is not my style - the 4 lesbians I know won't be offended so F-bomb it! Ok so back to why Jamie loves the gays as much as me...she was in San Diego for her sis' bachelorette party so I gave her a pass to miss the party but we had to text her! She was kickin it with drag queens! Who doesn't love drag queens? Well we love and missed you Jamie! I didn't kiss Krissy or slap her ass for either you or E..I'm sorry I just realized those requested were made- MY BAD!

Drunk texting over we enter the PHP and Krissy gets with the Captian! They have a deep love affair which I have with Krissy as well but I can only hope my love affair with Krissy is half as much as her's with the Captain - I know sad to think. We check in and they inform us we are upstairs - Awesome! We get up there and we are on the far end so being me I switch the reserved signs of another party with mine and now we are right by the band! I am so stealth they didn't even know what hit em! We now have this HUGE area to kick it in and the people I switched with are smashed like sardines in my old area oh well that's how I roll!

 

The hypnotist, Terry Stokes Jr, was the opening act so Nicole decides it's her turn to get up on stage. She tries really hard to get hypnotized but the shiz didn't work - DAMN IT!!! I wanted her who-ha to talk to her...Terry actually made that happen to a girl! Here's the pics of Nic's attempt...Gotta love her for trying!

The band comes on and let the shenanigans begin. Lisa and Angi bolt down below to hit the mosh pit..all of us had been down there many, many times so we decided to stay up top and hang over the railing like idiots. Crystal is a brawler, Nicole needs space to get her boogie on and I was playing bouncer in my area because there were party crashers. I am super tough - yeah right - I was having too much fun to even care! I asked the party crashers if they knew me they said yeah so I let em stay! Plus they knew the band or so they said but they bought me a bday drink so F-bomb it! 

Pause for the cause people...what the hell are these two doing? Is this the 8th grade dance we just entered or what?

All dissing aside we had a blast! I know it was a blast because I jacked my knee up and I have a huge bump on my head! The knee injury no clue how that happened but I can tell you I smacked the doo doo out of my head when Nicole and I were searching for the gum that fell out of her mouth. I finally told her it was probably in someone's hair down below us! Tainted Love rocked - they are now one of our favs!

All in all great birthday celebration! Thanks to all my peeps for joining me and those of you who couldn't we missed you! Nicole and Angela you two rocked it out with me - I love it!

We were in rare form..OOWWWW!!! Hopefully this is just a warm up for next month cause it is a double whammy...stay tuned for the

Powerhouse Pub Birthday Club - Erin & Kathleen Style!

(They're gonna be 40! Officially Cougars - meow!)